GET ANARCHIST PRISONER SEAN SWAIN ON THE BALLOT!
Poor deluded hierarchs require non-party candidates to get thousands of signatures on petitions in order to get their names on the presidential ballot. So, if you want Sean Swain to be a needle in the veins of the body politic, we need you to go out there and collect some signatures. If you collect the most signatures in your state, you will be eligible for your choice from the following fantastic prizes:
–A “SWAIN 2016″ T-shirt!
–A portrait of you, drawn by Sean in colored pencils, and posted at seanswain.org!
–An origami crack-pipe!
–A “SWAIN 2016″ bookmark!
–Front row seats for all Pay-per-View cage matches between Sean and the other presidential candidates!
Think about it, being ringside when Sean kicks the fuck out of the entire republican field and makes Donald Trump shit himself! Or when he puts Hillary in an arm-bar while stomping all those other assholes on the democratic side whose names you never heard before!
Print out the petition!
Get the signatures!
Shock the world!
Get Anarchist Prisoner Sean Swain on the ballot for president in 2016!
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WHY ANARCHISTS SHOULD SUPPORT A SWAIN PRESIDENCY…
Here’s a quick and virtually painless method for achieving the solution, totally unravelling the existing global system!
WHY REPUBLICANS SHOULD SUPPORT A SWAIN PRESIDENCY…
Sean Swain would provide the lowest tax rate (0%) and he is the only candidate who would completely eliminate ALL government regulation! Sean Swain would eliminate the ENTIRE national debt on his first day in office!
WHY DEMOCRATS SHOULD SUPPORT A SWAIN PRESIDENCY…
Sean Swain is the only candidate who will completely erase the wealth gap between rich and poor and totally alleviate the burdens of the working class while creating a level playing field for EVERYONE! Only Sean Swain’s plan will SAVE the environment by eliminating industry!
WHY LIBERTARIANS SHOULD SUPPORT A SWAIN PRESIDENCY…
Only Sean Swain will ELIMINATE the surveillance control state and leave you completely free to live your lives without intrusion! Read more »
Trainwreck Trevor Clark Cowardly as Always
In Sean’s words…
“I signed my transfer notice yesterday. I wrote everybody and gave them the Trumbull address. I got packed up today. Then the warden notified me that Central Office Anonymous Coward cancelled my transfer. Now I missed commissary and commissary won’t let me shop. I don’t even have soap.
Please let everyone know I’m not at Trumbull and please call here to get Ms. Davis to order commissary to make me up on Friday. Otherwise, I’m really fucked. I had to skip commissary to make property limits to transfer… Now no transfer and no way to get basic necessities.
Fuck my life. : )”
We called Ms Davis, and even spoke to the commissary officer, who said Sean would have access to commissary on Friday.
So, what we need now, is to get at the root of this, and so many other problems with SOCF, that Central Office Anonymous Coward, Trainwreck Trevor Clark. Read more »